Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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