What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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