Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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