oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
