There is no way he is gay with that hair.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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