I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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