I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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