This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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