Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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