walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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