walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
