Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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