Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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