you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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