That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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