Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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