you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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