Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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