You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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