I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Watching her eat just hurts me
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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