When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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