i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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