All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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