So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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