And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Randomize