I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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