As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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