Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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