my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Randomize
