I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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