this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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