Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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