I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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