I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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