tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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