just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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