Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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