I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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