I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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