i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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