Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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