I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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