so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Someone shattered a urinal.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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