just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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