Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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