I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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