I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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