Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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