Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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