oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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