She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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