He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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