I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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