My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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