I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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